Give Poor Carrie a Break!

Okay people, I’m really pissed at you, Perez Hilton and everyone else for giving Carrie Prejean such a hard time for supposedly *offending* some communities. Excuse me? Freedom of expression, anyone? The poor chick only talked what she really believes in and in the process proved that not all blondes are dumb.

Now there are talks about taking away her runner-up title over some stupid cooked up controversy over backless shoots. She’s a MODEL for heaven’s sake!

I love you Carrie for being so cool on stage and speaking your mind without blurting out anything below the average IQ levels, something not many blondes can boast off. Remember Kellie Pickler on that weird classroom show, or that South Carolina bimbo on another beauty pageant?

Twitter Sucks

I mean seriously.

Why would anyone want to creep everyone out by telling them what they are doing every 5 minutes? Hello? But this doesn’t mean people will realize how ridiculous an idea Twitter is stay away from it. Oh, no. They will *flock* there to *Tweet* – God. what’s with all these cheesy buzzwords for stupid internet marketing ploys. And I’m sooo pissed when everyone is so excited about it as if it’s, I don’t know what, a revolution or something, hell, GROW UP PEOPLE.

Oh my God I just can’t believe just how much I hate Twitter. I hope it goes down never to come back again. And I just cant digest how cheesy and irritating that stupid, blue, retarded bird is.

All said and done, I also keep a profile on Twitter. Just for the heck of it. I hate having to keep up with all the latest buzzes. Am I geek or something?

Real Homes Have Curves

Have a look this ultra-modern, cute, practical and curvy home. Designed by Luigi Colani for students and professionals who require minimal space, this house has a six square meter cylinder inside that contains a bedroom, kitchen and bathroom. The cylinder rotates left or right bringing the room you want into view of the main living room. There's a separate toilet and a small hallway, and everything is controlled with a remote.

View of the Cylinder from the Living Room

The Bathroom

The Bedroom

Kitchen

With thanks to www.mocoloco.com

Some Sure Ways to Piss People Off

1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.”

3. Specify that your drive-through order is “TO-GO.”

4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions “to keep them tuned up.”

7. Reply to everything someone says with “that’s what you think.”

8. Practice making fax and modem noises.

9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and “cc” them to your boss.

10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

11. Finish all your sentences with the words “in accordance with prophesy.”

12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.

13. Disassemble your pen and “accidentally” flip the ink cartridge across the room.

14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you “like it that way.”

16. Staple pages in the middle of the page.

17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.

18. Honk and wave to strangers.

19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.

20. TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

21. type only in lowercase.

22. dont use any punctuation either

23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
“DO YOU HEAR THAT?”
“What?”
“Never mind, it’s gone now.”

25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

26. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce “No, wait, I messed it up,” and repeat.

27. Ask people what gender they are.

28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

30. Sing along at the opera.

31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn’t rhyme.

32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about “psychological profiles.”

Gelling In

There were three Chinese guys Chu, Bu, and Fu who went to the USA.

There, to gel in with the people, they thought of Americanizing their names.

Chu became Chuck,
Bu became Buck,
and Fu.........well, Fu went back to China.

Wedding Gifts

Sardar to friend: "Hey, Guess what, I got a BMW on my wedding!"
Friend: "Really?! But you dont have a car!"
Sardar: "Silly, BMW means Bohut Moti Wife!!!"

I Shouldnt Be Chilling Like Ice-cream Filling

Which I'm doing in full swing.
Damn, Exams are THIS close. And I have yet to locate the books and notes and blah.
Hell, I hate to study.

Misses Sunshine

Watched Little Miss Sunshine for the fourth time last night. Darn, I cant get enough of that movie, everything about it is so so amazing. And the music, God.

Apart from that, it also reminded me of the crush I have on Toni Collette.



Am I just *strange* or what but I cant help developing infatuations with women twice my age. Like when I watched The Wrestler and fell in love in that auntie Marisa Tomei.



Well you cant really blame me for that one, I mean she was playing a hooker with a lot of scantly-clad shots plus she has Italian genes. Anyway Toni Collette is latest addition to my Twice-My-Age-Women-Infatuations, which is currently topped by Catherine Zeta-Jones, of course. Oh and I think Renée Zellweger sucks, big time.

Backyard Secrets

Wow, and I thought BDSM only really existed in fantasy stuff; apparently we have this thriving business right here in our metropolis that makes and exports some really kinky Bondage and Fetish gear.

These two brothers started this innovative business venture after graduating from school and now have a roaring business exporting BDSM merchandise to the West.

Video: A Pakistani Underworld